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30 October 2013 @ 02:58 pm
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

Feeling anxious today. I'd much prefer a day with slight depression, thanks. Posting that joke because it's funny. XD Ahh, black humour.

There's also no Agents of SHIELD today. :/

I do have more Classic Who to watch... and now I'm getting deja vu. *sigh* Eh.
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
Current Music: Unexpect - Desert Urbania
Matthew Harrisglowing_fish on October 30th, 2013 03:19 am (UTC)
Well at least it's not a real cat being hurt.
Lenre Li: DW - ... | ??? | !!!!!universaldogma on October 30th, 2013 03:33 am (UTC)
That is true. XD