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14 March 2011 @ 12:12 am
So Your Co-Star Is Evil (Colin/Bradley 'fic)  
Mwahaha. XD I've had this idea for a while. Extremely fun to write! And my first Colin/Bradley, too! The end was hard to write though... I kept getting... distracted... *cough* I for one welcome our new Colin Morgan Overlord.

Title: So Your Co-Star Is Evil
Word Count: 1,246
Genre: Humour/Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing and heavy petting.
Disclaimer: These two are not mine. It's just fun.
Summary: Wherein Colin is (apparently) planning World Domination, and Bradley is the hero. (Not to be taken that seriously)

Ever since he was little, his mum taught him to not judge a book by its cover, that everything won’t be what it seems, and other iterations and metaphors. That person walking down the street there, do you see how he’s twitching? Maybe he has a phobia, or an ex-smoker. You can never know why someone behaves like that unless you get to know them. (He thought they would be a drug addict or wishing he had a sword or gun. His mum always told him he had a wild imagination.)

~

His first thought after THIS is Merlin?! and categorizing his co-star’s looks so he can tease him later was this guy is evil.

EVIL.

Looking at Colin Morgan’s reserved face (with ears out like an umbrella, because seriously!) and the way everyone was already melting looking at said Colin Morgan, here Bradley James decided to take up the role of hero, as well as Prince Arthur.

There was no doubt in his mind as he went out to his bar (after calling his parents and friends to tell them the news of the Merlin gig) that Colin Morgan is evil.

And that Colin Morgan will one day take over the world.

Which is why he has to stop him.

~

At first he keeps Colin Morgan within his sights when they’re filming, as well as trying to get closer to him. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, and so on. After a month of keen observation and watching interactions between Colin Morgan and everyone else, the chances for the world domination is high.

Somehow, Colin Morgan has everyone wrapped around his (crooked) pinkie. Whether it’s natural (doubtful) or manufactured (plausible), everyone is in love with Colin Morgan, even just a little bit. Which is worrying.

He could easily imagine Colin Morgan walking into Buckingham Palace or that White House (which everyone fusses over for some reason. Well, the Americans do anyway.) and just charming his way into World Leader. And then cue evil totalitarian, vegetarian domination.

No one ever suspects the (not his opinion) cute, reserved Irish with big ears. No one.

~

While Colin Morgan may be planning world domination in whatever spare time he has (reading often, getting distracted by yours truly, looking for new jobs [he suspects that Colin Morgan is using the acting industry in his plans for world domination, somehow]), he is actually pretty decent once he opens up a bit. Although his sense of humour may as well scream I’m planning world domination! Maybe.

Point is, Colin Morgan is weird, has the oddest sense of humour, is (apparently) cute, brilliant, adorable (and other synonyms), and there was more but the people he was talking to eventually started blubbering. He suspected they’re Colin Morgan fans.

Actually, was he going off the point?

The Point, the Point is, Colin Morgan would actually be a decent person if he weren’t planning World Domination.

~

After a while, he (unfortunately) starts to enjoy Colin Morgan’s company. The lines between distracting him from planning World Domination and being his friend start to blur a bit. Which makes him do crazy things like the You’re The Voice video, and making offhand comments about his cheekbones.

And therein lays the problem. Because he’s starting to see why fangirls start blubbering when thinking of him for a bit, or why the collective cast and crew are sighing and fussing and putting him up on a pedestal. Which is bad.

He blames cabin fever. Colin Morgan fever?

That’s what causes him to linger on the pale throat, or watch those agile and delicate fingers move. Or pay attention to the way he forms words (in both accents), and (sometimes) think about biting those plush and full lips, running his hands through the (soft) hair and hold on tightly...

Forcibly, he has started to remind himself that Colin Morgan will one day take over the world.  

~

Before long, two years have passed since Merlin started. If he says so himself, he’s been pretty good at warding off future plans of World Domination by Colin Morgan.

Oh.

This brings him to Angel Coulby and Katie McGrath. While they may be evil, and conspire again him (him!) and sometimes Colin (when they aren’t cooing over him like the rest of the population), they are not a threat like Colin Morgan.

All the while, he has to deal with not jumping Coli- Morgan- oh, screw it, Colin’s bones because of how adorable/sexy/sad/everything he is. His body doesn’t care about the fact that Colin is planning World Domination, because Colin is striking, brilliant, odd in all the right ways, adorable, funny (if you have a thing for gallows humour, which he apparently does), intelligent, and more.

But, but, he’s planning World Domination because he is evil and very good at hiding it. Colin is the subtle kind of evil you don’t expect until it’s too late.

~~

Apparently, as he was being snogged within an inch of his life by an Irishmen with deft fingers (which are in his hair) and full lips (which are on his own lips), Colin isn’t that subtle about getting what (who) he wants. Deciding to get into the said snogging, he wrapped his hands around Colin’s hips as he met a stone wall behind him. The hands in his hair moved down to his neck as he was subtly adjusted and suddenly a warm feeling coursed through him as he hazily connected the dots.

Holy fuck Colin Morgan is snogging him!

Moving away from Colin’s (tempting, red, spit-slicked, and bitten, holy shit) mouth, he made a few aborted attempts to form words, but gave up. They were talking while in between scenes while looking through Pierrefonds, and next thing he knew he was being snogged. Not that that was bad. Especially not when it’s Colin.

Colin growled (again, holy shit) biting his leisurely way down his neck and it took him until Colin was tweaking his nipples under his shirt that he had heard Colin say, “if we did it your way, we’d be dead before we dealt with this.” Which was slightly hard to comprehend because part of him was still working on Colin Morgan snogging him, while also hoping no one else (ever) heard how fucking sexy and Irish and wrecked he sounded.

Colin bit a particularly sensitive spot on his neck, and he moaned, dragging Colin up so he could kiss him again, oxygen be damned. He registered eventually that Colin was still talking, a constant stream of broken up Irish brogue, thick with desire and he moaned again.

“Col... Col, what...?” He managed to get out, voice strung-out and broken. Their lips (and other parts) brushed every so often as the wall supported them, tangled up together like Christmas lights in an old box. As Colin went down on his neck (and ears, and fuck) again, this time fingers going underneath his pants, the fucking tease.

The world finally stopped being crackles of information and feelings as Colin pressed him into the wall, his hands going around Colin’s shouldershairohGod. Colin moved up, biting around his ear as he said clearly, “want to hear my plan for Bradley domination?” The world decided to fuzz over again as he heard the low Irish cadence, and his last thought before he surrendered to bliss was

I can sacrifice myself so Colin doesn’t take over the world. I can live with that.

[Fin]

 
 
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Current Music: L'Âme Immortelle - Come Closer
 
 
 
brunettepetbrunettepet on March 13th, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC)
That was wonderful. Bradley was just observing Colin for the good of all humanity. The snogging and more will distract the man from taking over anything other than Bradley. Thanks, Bradley. I appreciate the effort.

This made me laugh out loud: And then cue evil totalitarian, vegetarian domination.

No one ever suspects the (not his opinion) cute, reserved Irish with big ears. No one.
Bradley's right. No one ever suspects the cute, quiet ones.
Lenre Li: Colin being Colinuniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 01:36 pm (UTC)
Thank you! <3

Yes, Bradley did a great deed for mankind. *nods sagely*

I live by that last sentence you posted. XD
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Lenre Li: Merlin~universaldogma on March 13th, 2011 01:51 pm (UTC)
So am I. :D Clearly Colin has the right idea with what to dominate - Bradley or the world.

He is! He shall be an unsung hero!
archaeologist_d: Colin smilingarchaeologist_d on March 13th, 2011 01:52 pm (UTC)
Very cute. Loved that he was watching Colin in order to save the world. Ha! Left a smile on my face.
Lenre Li: Colin laughinguniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 01:54 pm (UTC)
Glad you like it! :D

Yes, Bradley is very serious about his Colin-watching. *nods* Considered putting cameras in his room and everything.

But then decided that's a line he shouldn't cross. XD
M.H.: bradley/colin-- idiots in lovebleedforyou1 on March 13th, 2011 02:17 pm (UTC)
LMAO. Gaaah this was WONDERFUL to wake up to! Hilarious and adorable at the same time XD

My fav parts:

No one ever suspects the (not his opinion) cute, reserved Irish with big ears. No one. LOL. I love that Bradley thinks that XD

The Point, the Point is, Colin Morgan would actually be a decent person if he weren’t planning World Domination. LMAO. LOOOOVE THIS LINE.

All the while, he has to deal with not jumping Coli- Morgan- oh, screw it, Colin’s bones because of how adorable/sexy/sad/everything he is. His body doesn’t care about the fact that Colin is planning World Domination, because Colin is striking, brilliant, odd in all the right ways, adorable, funny (if you have a thing for gallows humour, which he apparently does), intelligent, and more. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! This is so freaking adorable!!!
Lenre Li: Merlin the unicornuniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 02:23 pm (UTC)
Glad you decided to read it! XD Heheh.

Those are some of my favourites too. XD And Bradley's all Colin Morgan's plans for World Domination are important, so they need Capitals.
lindsayi_know_its_0ver on March 13th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this was so adorable! my fuzzy morning brain highly approves of this delicious sweetness.

I just love a totallyclueless!Bradley, and aggressive!Colin! YESYESYES. oh Bradley's brain. I want to crawl inside and make a comfy little nest. love how you captured his internal dialogue :D

oh, and “want to hear my plan for Bradley domination?”

UM, YES, YES I DO. DO TELL.
Lenre Li: Another Colin animation~universaldogma on March 13th, 2011 02:29 pm (UTC)
*bounces* Glad you like! :D

This idea kinda came in one piece. @_@ It felt like Bradley was telepathically beaming ideas into my brain. XD

Maybe later. ;)
Nympha Alba: Bradley_Colin_gigglenympha_alba on March 13th, 2011 02:37 pm (UTC)
Lovely; I love the writing style.
Lenre Liuniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 02:40 pm (UTC)
Glad you like~ <3 I doubt this 'fic would've worked as well if the style were different... like if it was serious. XD Hahah.
amycrazypenguin03 on March 13th, 2011 02:45 pm (UTC)
>falls over giggling< That was fantastic. I love the Bradley!logic.
Lenre Li: Colin's jacketuniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 02:46 pm (UTC)
Bradley!logic is irrefutable! *nods*
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Lenre Liuniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 03:01 pm (UTC)
*blushes* You think? Yay! :D

Glad you like! <3
green_grrl: M_ArthurBitchgreen_grrl on March 13th, 2011 03:17 pm (UTC)
That is hilarious and adorable!!!
Lenre Li: Colin laughinguniversaldogma on March 13th, 2011 03:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D Glad you like~
Eliseundrsomestairs on March 13th, 2011 03:52 pm (UTC)
Ahaha! I LOVE silly-insane!Bradley fics! And I also absolutely loved the way you described them kissing at the end. :D So much fun to read.
Lenre Li: Another Colin animation~universaldogma on March 13th, 2011 04:02 pm (UTC)
... You mean he's not like that normally? o.O;

Hahah. XD I'm glad you liked!
reveuse2reveuse2 on March 13th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)
LOL. I suspect Bradley is the first in a very long queue of people who would gladly sacrifice themselves in this particular way to save the world. :)
Lenre Li: Colin's handsuniversaldogma on March 14th, 2011 04:19 am (UTC)
Hmmm... Colin ruling the world or him just ruling you...

Yes, a very good sacrifice! XD
Gigi: Merlin - Bradley and Colin Wot? Facegiselleslash on March 14th, 2011 03:52 am (UTC)
AHAHA. OH, BRADLEY ♥

This was that special brand of Bradley cracktastic that I love :D

Edited at 2011-03-14 03:53 am (UTC)
Lenre Li: Merlin in filched clothesuniversaldogma on March 14th, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
Yes. XD

I'm glad you liked~ :D
Gunbunny: arthur naked powerburntcopper on March 14th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
Indeed. we will weep a small tear while we think of the sacrifice you made for humanity, bradders. (and strike up sad melodies on verrrrrrrry small violins)
Lenre Liuniversaldogma on March 15th, 2011 01:50 am (UTC)
Bradley, the unsung hero! :D We will keep his story with us to forever remember what would've happened if he weren't there... XD
Elizabethbananahater336 on March 15th, 2011 06:31 pm (UTC)
This is so cute. And so Bradley. I always imagine his thought processes to go something like a ten-year-old's might, where everything is a grand adventure and there are enemies to be thwarted and everything. And Colin being secretly evil - I could totally see that. I love the idea of Bradley trying to stop him from taking over the world but being sucked in to how charming and attractive and fun he is just like everyone else, and then being dominated himself by him. I love the last line too. So funnn.
Lenre Li: Merlin the unicornuniversaldogma on March 16th, 2011 05:06 am (UTC)
I'm so happy you think it'd be like Bradley! <3 Sounds like such a thought he would have, I guess? XD

Yeah, in my time of getting to know Colin, not personally sadly, I'd imagine he'd use his... well, his many assets to his advantage, even if we didn't know it. o.O; There is a smart mind in there, even though he looks cute and unassuming...
grasping at strawsgomusing on March 18th, 2011 01:06 pm (UTC)
OMG This is just adorable of Bradley and his overactive imagination. LOL Colin, I'm glad you made the first move! <3
Lenre Li: Look of Love...universaldogma on March 19th, 2011 03:41 am (UTC)
Yeah, you can not believe how many timess his mum had had to bail him out of things because of his imagination... But she shakes her head fondly and gets him out anyway. <3

Happy you like~